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  • A turkey disguises itself as a cat to avoid being killed for Thanksgiving.
  • So many women reject a man that he starts selling shirts that say "I Rejected Derek."
  • A woman wants her boyfriend to get a tattoo of her name, but he'd rather she wrote her name in sunscreen and he get a sunburn.
  • A woman goes into shock after seeing her boyfriend's dirty shower curtain.
  • Amoebas who divide will be seeing more of each other.
  • A cat hacks a furball into his date's soup.
  • A woman dating the Ty-Di-Bowl man visits him at his house, which is a toilet.
  • A man and woman walk alone, holding hands, and the woman believes the man is thinking about romance when he's actually thinking about The Simpsons.
  • Flight attendant, sensing turbulence in the relationship, puts her tray in an upright position - right in her boyfriend's face.
  • Lucy, the blood cell, runs off with another blood cell in the artery, while Tim, the blood cell, waits in vain - in the vein.
  • Dogs ask home owner where they are moving with their trash cans.



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