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  • A man notices food between his date's teeth, but doesn't realize his shirt is covered in food.
  • An ant checks out a centipede's many legs.
  • A woman gets her boyfriend's machine whenever she calls, so she goes on a date with it.
  • A cat tells her frisky boyfriend that he needs to wear a flea collar for protection during sexual intercourse.
  • A cat uses "freshly caught mouse" breath spray before a date.
  • A cyclops wife is mad at her husband because she thinks he winked at another woman.
  • The Cat-in-the-Hat's girlfriend's parents ask her if she can make him wear clothes as well as a hat.
  • A shark gets mad at his girlfriend because she wants to leave him for another shark who has a swimmer's body.
  • A couple stands on a cliff called Lover's Leap, but the man is wearing a bungee cord because he's not sure about the relationship.
  • Tadpole is jealous that other tadpole is looking at a third's tadpole's legs.
  • Donald Duck complains that his girlfriend doesn't understand him, but his therapist says no one understands him.
  • A woman gets tired of a conversation and looks for an off button.


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