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  • A school eliminates recess and puts spin machines on their desks to compensate.
  • A dish and a spoon go to the gym and the dish accidentally posts that they ran away together instead of that they're running in place together.
  • Dogs at the gym watch videos of squirrels to run faster on the treadmill.
  • Nude Descending Staircase becomes Dude Descending a Stairmaster.
  • Monsters go to the gym to stay small enough to fit under people's beds.
  • Rabbits work out their hips with weights and their hops on the treadmill.
  • Ant gyms measure their weights in terms of times body weight.
  • Lazy people at the gym use the elevatormaster instead of the stairmaster.
  • The marching band practices on treadmills because it's raining and they needed to practice inside.
  • Zombies watching The Walking Dead feel bad because they don't exercise enough.
  • After racquetball, a man has a racket bawl because exercising made him sore.
  • Flies do laps in pools of soups of the day.


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