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  • Godzilla does some "number crunching" by eating marathon runners.
  • The Tin Man looks at a workout video called Buns of Steel.
  • A woman keeps pushing her diet back until after the holidays, but once the holidays end her Girl Scout cookies arrive.
  • People work out in preparation for Thanksgiving, while a turkey tries to be too skinny to be killed.
  • A pig teases her husband about his fat stomach.
  • A jar of peanut butter's husband was smooth when she married him, but now he's chunky.
  • A man feels insecure at the beach, but his wife says she prefers his washing-machine sized stomach to toned men's washboard stomachs.
  • Palm trees exercising are sweaty palms.
  • Construction concrete blocks socialize, with one introducing himself as "very supportive," another looking for a "concrete relationship," and another eyeing the "hard body" of a cinder block.
  • One soft cover book wonders if his wife only comes to the beach to look at the hard covers.
  • Breadstick trying to do yoga exercises for pretzels winds up on the floor and broken into several pieces.
  • Different beverages, milk, soda, and juice, doing aerobics, one beverage tells carbonated beverage to try low impact aerobics because cap is about to blow off.


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