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  • A piece of wood can't fit into her jeans because she's no longer a 2x4.
  • A snowman inverts his body to make it look like he lost weight.
  • The groundhog is scared of his shadow because it makes him look fat.
  • In desperate attempt to lose weight, woman cuts hair.
  • Snake's new diet is to tie itself into a knot to restrict eating.
  • Woman thought snowman would be muscular when he said he was built.
  • Snake asks husband if swallowing whole hamster makes her butt look big.
  • Pear's figure is improved by working on his core.
  • Manufacturer gets pot for chicken pot pie by removing pot bellies off chickens.
  • Jabba the Hutt takes a snack from the Wookiee jar.
  • Couple eats so much, their stomach touch under table.
  • Cake goes straight to woman's arm instead of to her hips.


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