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  • A container of milk is 2% milk and 98% other stuff.
  • A pig teases her husband about his fat stomach.
  • A jar of peanut butter's husband was smooth when she married him, but now he's chunky.
  • A man with a Bad to the Bone tattoo discovers that he's only bad to his fatty tissue.
  • A man calls for his dog, Fat Moron Pig, and gets beat up.
  • A man feels insecure at the beach, but his wife says she prefers his washing-machine sized stomach to toned men's washboard stomachs.
  • Natural wonders for sand fleas include a grand canyon made by a woman's buttocks.
  • A man eating a low fat snack only has fat on the lower half of his body.
  • A snowman's head rolls down a hill, increasing in size.
  • Different foods in stomach are told exactly where to go, with carrots headed for the eyes, milk to the bones, and cake to the butt.
  • At a doggie dinner party, one dog agrees to a helping of cat because he is cutting down on saturated cats, rather than saturated fats.
  • Person wonders why box of cereal is empty, even though label says it has no sugar, no additives, no fat, and no calories.


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