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  • Cat aliens abduct a vet and return him with a cone to keep him from scratching his incisions.
  • Aliens crash Mr. Universe because they're disappointed they weren't invited.
  • An alien vaporizes her husband to cure his cold.
  • A candle lands on a birthday cake in a spacecraft.
  • Scientists at the Roswell crash site discover a "Student Driver" bumper sticker on the UFO.
  • Mulder and Scully discuss their exes.
  • An alien complains that when he was young, he had to abduct cavemen, whose brains were much smaller.
  • Aliens kidnap a man, but then kick him off the spaceship because he has bad DNA.
  • UFOs try to construct the perfect Earthling using DNA from powerful and popular people, but the DNA they collected is all from ugly or stupid famous people.
  • A vulcan dad tells his kid not to be scared because the green blood in the movie is guacamole instead of real blood.
  • An alien reads a trashy newspaper that writes about humans the way human tabloids write about aliens.
  • E.T.'s mother complains that he never actually phones home.


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