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  • A restaurant serves ostrich eggs, but a snake can't wrap his head around it.
  • Paul Revere warns everyone about the British, but the dentist is excited because their teeth are bad.
  • A dog offers another dog a bone to show him that his job has dental benefits.
  • A fish evolves legs, but a shark bites them off.
  • A cat's pickup line is "mew."
  • On opposite day owner's cat greets him while dog apathetically naps.
  • Cat remembers when husband used to pounce on her when she walked around a corner.
  • Cats in movie theater watch laser pointer movie excitedly.
  • A dog gets excited when he hears the word "walk" in boardwalk while playing Monopoly.
  • While in bed, fireworks add sparks to their relationship.
  • Man mistakes wife's screams about crocodile for excitement over first crocus of spring.
  • Dog likens owner's return home to being rescued from a deserted island.


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