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  • Elves shave off half of Santa's beard as revenge for the practical joke he played on them.
  • A polar bear sees elves in Santa's workshop, seeing each elf as bite size food.
  • A lawyer asks Jack Frost's widow why her fingerprints were on the defrost button.
  • A smear campaign against Jack's from various nursery rhymes.
  • Santa's elves have their growth stunted by second hand pipe smoke.
  • Santa comes down a mountain with stone tablets.
  • Santa's elves act as movie stars even since being in Lord of the Rings.
  • A celebrity gossip magazine writes about Christmas themes.
  • Santa gets trapped in his sleigh, but rescue workers get him out with the Claus of Life.
  • Snap, Crackle, and Pop's brother Thud is a bum because he didn't get to be part of the cereal.
  • Loggers accidentally cut down the hollow tree that the Keebler elves live in.
  • A female elf hits a male elf with a hammer for asking her if she jingles all the way.


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