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  • Traffic helicopter wrecked on Route 93 broadcasts that drivers should find alternate routes because traffic on 93 is backed up more than usual.
  • Cars driving on interstate with a sign that shows "Food This Exit", not realizing the exit leads straight to dinner table of dinosaur.
  • Auto salesman tells customer that sports car is latest model and has racing stripes, rear spoiler, fuel injection, and compartment for speeding tickets.
  • Two traffic lights in front of automobile accident, one signal light says to other she doesn't care whose turn it was, red isn't her color.
  • Hector draws picture for judge in court, showing how he made an R-turn instead of U-turn to get out of traffic violation.
  • Race car driver, Mario Andretti, is stuck behind student drivers on a highway with no passing for 500 miles.
  • Shortcut Driving School instructor tells student, "Excellent!" when student drives through fence into a yard as a shortcut.
  • Person driving car thinks road sign is odd, it's an arrow with missing piece, doesn't see piece out of road in front of him.
  • Aliens shaped like the handicap symbol think Earthlings are saving them the best parking spaces.



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