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  • Zambonis have accidents when the weather is nice.
  • A man forgets to deactivate the kill switch in his car, so it tries to stab him.
  • The moon is following a man and his daughter in a car, but he tells her it's just an illusion.
  • A cat doesn't mind a burglar stealing his stuff, but he does mind him using the litter box.
  • Golf clubs can't go places by car because none of them are drivers.
  • A firefly has to jump-start his friend because he left his lights on.
  • Birds eating roadkill say grace.
  • A man thinks he survived a pothole, but it tore off half his car.
  • A turtle with three heads uses a carpool line.
  • Lions see a car with two people in it as half full.
  • Aliens learn what traffic signal lights mean on Earth - green for proceed and red for stop and put your finger in your nose.

  • Angry driver demands police officer who is giving a traffic violation ticket tell him where the stop sign is that he ran, failing to notice it stuck to his car.

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