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  • Realizing the jerk who doesn’t refill the empty coffee maker is you is a working from home problem.
  • Nervous beer pint tries to ask other beer at bar if it’s a lager but says are you larger by mistake.
  • Vampire’s invisible I.D. photo makes vampire nightclub bouncer’s job challenging.
  • Mob of frenzied shoppers fight over coffee in supermarket before daylight savings.
  • Godzilla destroying city only eats half a Starbucks cafe because it’s too late for caffeine.
  • Family knocking on door is suspicious when mom in bed with wine and book says she’s wrapping presents after Christmas.
  • Drunk loaded dishwasher at bar New Year’s Eve slurs can fit another glass but bartender refuses.
  • Flower bartender tells daisy drinking light beers isn’t how photosynthesis works.
  • Mosquitos see five-star Yelp restaurant review website for man with bug bites on laptop computer.
  • Earbud in bar sees joined headphone couple and says couples stayed together longer before.
  • Mosquito ordering airline tickets on computer website picks peoples’ names as flight stops.
  • Piano woman warns other at bar to watch out for a sleazy player piano man about to hit on them


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