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  • A piece of macaroni is worried his friend has been hitting the sauce.
  • Fish hold fishermen's beers hostage until the fishermen release their peers.
  • A test tube invites another test tube to come see his etchings.
  • A camel with four humps empties the watering hole.
  • A cat makes catnip coffee, but everyone else who lives in his house doesn't like it.
  • A TV at a bar turns down a remote because she's not into control freaks.
  • A man orders a child-sized drink and recieves a drink the size of his child.
  • A man wants ice for his drink on the Titanic.
  • Construction concrete blocks socialize, with one introducing himself as "very supportive," another looking for a "concrete relationship," and another eyeing the "hard body" of a cinder block.
  • Robot tells waitress she doesn't want anymore coffee because she is already wired.
  • Stick of gum talking on phone tells friend she hasn't seen Ray all night, and he's probably stuck under some bar stool.
  • Three Tupperware containers sit on furniture while wives are out, and they are all making their lids burp with food and cans scattered everywhere.


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