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  • A man orders a child-sized drink and recieves a drink the size of his child.
  • A man wants ice for his drink on the Titanic.
  • Construction concrete blocks socialize, with one introducing himself as "very supportive," another looking for a "concrete relationship," and another eyeing the "hard body" of a cinder block.
  • Robot tells waitress she doesn't want anymore coffee because she is already wired.
  • Stick of gum talking on phone tells friend she hasn't seen Ray all night, and he's probably stuck under some bar stool.
  • Three Tupperware containers sit on furniture while wives are out, and they are all making their lids burp with food and cans scattered everywhere.
  • Different beverages, milk, soda, and juice, doing aerobics, one beverage tells carbonated beverage to try low impact aerobics because cap is about to blow off.
  • Man wonders if there is any hope since he met another girl who won't give him time of day, girl's wearing several clocks and watches.
  • Man paints billboard that says, "Sud Beer is Puke," another man yells at him that it's supposed to say pure, not puke.
  • Myron sitting at bar with tough-looking man with large nose, Myron explaining curveball, wants to demonstrate, implying he is about to grab man's large nose.
  • Man's resume boasts of his beer drinking skills.



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