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  • Flesh-eating bacteria parents' unhappy teenage child chose a vegan diet to rebel against them.
  • An angel peering down at his crime scene complains his chalk outline makes him look fat.
  • Refrigerator IM buddy list alerts midnight snackers to fellow midnight snackers.
  • A fish buys hook free worms, even though they're more expensive.
  • A bouncer pulls a man away from a poker game after mishearing him say he's counting carbs.
  • Witches play prank by putting sign on witch saying "free clothes just add water."
  • Young Shark tells mom he ate his salad after eating palm leaves with an islander.
  • Trans fat comes from transgender pigs.
  • Fruitfly sees a psychiatrist for an identity crisis because it likes vegetables better than fruit.
  • The dog food pyramid is quite simple: Canines eat everything.
  • A cat lounging atop a computer worries he may need to diet when he see the new flat screen model.
  • A man recaffienates his decaf coffee.


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