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  • A man complains that his wife forced him to go to the doctor, but he has a ladder imbedded in his head.
  • A turkey gets a medical scan and finds out he's full of stuffing.
  • A man gets bitten by a dog, but it's a vampire dog.

  • A chiropractor's business is looking up because everyone is looking down at their phones.
  • A doctor gives a woman a collagen injection in her eye instead of her lips.
  • Darth Vader's hand hurts when he uses the Force to strangle someone.
  • Two people have one arm longer than the other because their big dogs pull on them.
  • A monitor in a hospital charts the nurse's patience with her patient.
  • A balloon animal deflates and needs oxygen.
  • Mr. Peanut gets an M&M pregnant with a baby peanut.
  • The decision-making part of a man's brain is damaged and he can't figure out how he feels about it.
  • Doctors without boredom play catch with organs.

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