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  • Ants only visit their mom on sundaes.
  • Two kangaroos explain to their adult son that it is time for him to move out while he rests on top of his mom's pouch.
  • Daughter tells Mom she is making a ballerina costume for Halloween out of an old, white dress (Wedding Gown) she found in back of Mom's closet.
  • Mother sheet of paper has staples, daughter has paper clips, mom tells daughter she is too young for staples.
  • Student realizes she doesn't have her homework, but her dad's policital campaign speech, while Dad gives speech talking about liking Mommy and being pretty in dresses.
  • Spoon tells fork that first impressions are crucial with her parents, asks fork to do something with his hair, which are fork tines.
  • Fish parents tell daughter when she comes in door she can't deny it, they know she's been out with piranha, daughter has bite in body.
  • Mom tells daughter ants crawled through floorboards, got into her casserole, Dad is taking care of them, while Dad gives the ants Pepto Bismol.
  • Man shows off hunting trophies of deer, moose, and stuffed teddy bear head, says bear head was in daughter's crib when he shot it.


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