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  • Sad bookmarks at bar complain their good relationships are always the shortest.
  • Origin of hibernation is bear husband pretending to sleep when wife asks what its Valentine’s Day present is.
  • Smartphone tells date they want to remember this moment but will need to delete another first.
  • Cat in restaurant says can always tell couple on first date as two cats scratch and hiss at each other.
  • Fire work in cinema is scared by film’s happy ending of couple kissing while fireworks explode.
  • Woman checks smartphone app to see how much man spent on her Christmas gifts.
  • Snow woman complains that melting snowman date’s online profile said he was taller and he answers he was that morning.
  • Potato woman on laptop likes online dating profile of Mr Potatohead with many ears.
  • Witch and Frankenstein’s first date is off to a bad start because of their opposite fears of fire and water.
  • Mummy puts a fake mummy in his place to fool his wife into thinking he’s listening while he watches TV instead.
  • Man girlfriend’s name tattooed on back gets texted break up on smartphone.
  • Woman is surprised that her date’s apartment is in a television studio with a live audience.


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