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  • A man and woman walk alone, holding hands, and the woman believes the man is thinking about romance when he's actually thinking about The Simpsons.
  • Flight attendant, sensing turbulence in the relationship, puts her tray in an upright position - right in her boyfriend's face.
  • Derek recovered and only needed 7 stitches after asking girlfriend, who has a large beak, for just one kiss, a peck on the cheek.
  • One mosquito tells another that maybe he shouldn't have given her a hickey because she is rubbing calamine lotion on the bite for the itch.
  • Dentist tells Dracula he wouldn't have to drill if the vampire would stop dating women with high blood sugar.
  • One house tells another that the female house on the corner is nice to look at, but there isn't much upstairs.
  • Derek asks woman if she'd like to dance, she says yes, then says, "Wait, you didn't think I meant with you'".
  • Lucy, the blood cell, runs off with another blood cell in the artery, while Tim, the blood cell, waits in vain - in the vein.
  • One fly tells another, Madeline, as she flies away in a huff, that when he says she looks like crap, it's a compliment.
  • Frog is upset because she has a date, and there are no warts on her face.
  • Egg in the bathroom drying his hands reads note on wall saying to call Ellen because she's over easy.
  • A clearly aged Charlie Brown sits on bench and wonders how he can get little gray-haired girl to notice him.


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