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  • Bottle of wine at dating service, tells employee the girl for him should be complex, yet simple, smooth with character, delicate body, and bold.
  • Dorothy tells Dereck they haven't been dating, she's been researching a scientific study on undesirable men, she's done now, another researcher will follow up sometime.
  • One fruit fly tells another to take a long walk on a short pear, instead of pier because they are tiny fruit flies.
  • Man asks Wilamina to come with him, he'll give her anything her heart desires, Wilamina's heart is excited and picturing itself in a new car.
  • Woman asks Jimmy if she can turn his stereo down because stereo is turned on, playing romantic music, and trying to give her flowers.
  • Earth does a comb over to cover ozone hole in atmosphere.

  • Earth notices a volcano, like a pimple, on his forehead before his date with Venus.

  • Derek's plan to woo his date is ruined when he runs over her dog.



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