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  • One clock tells another he's going to ask out Clara in accounting because he's heard she's pretty fast.
  • Archie the apple wants to impress date, a pear, with his family tree, showing different apples, like Agatha tempting Adam, Jeffrey bonking Sir Issac Newton.
  • Fish parents tell daughter when she comes in door she can't deny it, they know she's been out with piranha, daughter has bite in body.
  • Woman thanks man for bone china, says he put so much of himself into it, man lies on floor implying he has no bones.
  • Man wonders if there is any hope since he met another girl who won't give him time of day, girl's wearing several clocks and watches.
  • Man thinks about date, he complimented service, asked for another date, showed her food on his dental floss, wonders why she got sick and left.
  • Bottle of wine at dating service, tells employee the girl for him should be complex, yet simple, smooth with character, delicate body, and bold.
  • Dorothy tells Dereck they haven't been dating, she's been researching a scientific study on undesirable men, she's done now, another researcher will follow up sometime.
  • One fruit fly tells another to take a long walk on a short pear, instead of pier because they are tiny fruit flies.
  • Man asks Wilamina to come with him, he'll give her anything her heart desires, Wilamina's heart is excited and picturing itself in a new car.
  • Woman asks Jimmy if she can turn his stereo down because stereo is turned on, playing romantic music, and trying to give her flowers.
  • Earth does a comb over to cover ozone hole in atmosphere.



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