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  • Cats are Jewish because they put their meat and dairy in different bowls.
  • Miss Muffet goes in for liposuction.
  • Mr. Potatohead is in the hospital hooked up to a drip of sour cream.
  • A woman throws sharp cheddar at a man and accidentally stabs him in the heart.
  • A centaur buys half-and-half.
  • A piece of swiss cheese goes to therapy because it has a fear of abandonment.
  • Godzilla eats a rocky road on an ice cream cone.
  • Tub of yogurt lying on couch tells psychiatrist that lately, he has been feeling unnatural.
  • Cup of yogurt stands in front of mirror, shocked to see he's actually a cup of yogurt and upset because his expiration date is tomorrow.


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