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  • Van Gogh's friend said she really liked the chew toy he gave her dog, but the toy was his ear.
  • A poodle's owner shaves a maze into his hair.
  • Woundex spray sprays people with glass so they'll stop asking you to clean.
  • A Christmas tree tells horror stories about being cut down in front of a campfire.
  • A gardener gets in trouble because he thought a weed whacker would only work on weeds.
  • Vincent van Gogh hates someone's mix tape so much that he cuts off his ear.
  • The Green Giant watches a show from the 70s and realizes people didn't care about pruning back then.
  • A poodle only looks muscular because he was groomed that way.
  • A woman reads The Giving Tree to her son and has nightmares about him harvesting her organs.
  • Caesar should have gotten a knife-proof toga when he had the chance.
  • In desperate attempt to lose weight, woman cuts hair.
  • A kid doesn't want his mom to call him little pumpkin after she carves a pumpkin.


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