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  • Dodos go extinct on Noah's Arc because one of them believes in zero population growth.
  • Godzilla flosses with people holding a rope at the dinner table.
  • Gumby says he's putty in his girlfriend's hands, but he's putty in everyone's hands.
  • A girl can't see her boyfriend any more because he lives underneath the train tracks.
  • A man asks a woman at a bar "How are you'" and she talks too much.
  • Woman explains her half cat-half reptile pet because her lease only allowed one pet, so she and Jim compromised by having their pets combined.
  • Two nails standing outside house, one nails tells the other he's been thinking about moving, two hammers are visible moving into the house next door.
  • Flea real estate agent tells flea couple woman's big head of hair is perfect place to start family because of space and privacy.
  • Two couples playing charades, Copelands have telepathic abilities, so they guess "Death of a Salesman" right away, Adams suspect cheating.
  • Woman is now able to focus anger on boyfriend instead of self and feels relief.



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