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  • Child asks mom how Santa will get in house since they have no chimney, Santa is on the roof with an axe.
  • Mom worried about son, Joey, because he just got done sitting on Count Santa's lap, he looks pale, nervous, and something is wrong with neck.
  • The maternity ward for skeletons is full of tiny skeleton heads and crossbones, dad skeleton and child skeleton are looking in window.
  • Mailman delivering bag full of babies thinks that storks shouldn't get vacations.
  • Flea real estate agent tells flea couple woman's big head of hair is perfect place to start family because of space and privacy.
  • Mr. Potatohead scolds son, Oscar, for using the f-word, Oscar had said French fries.
  • Mother mentions twins with cloning machine, Dad realizes they don't have twins.

  • The scarier version of Star Wars is when Darth Vader reveals he's Luke's Mother.

  • The elves show Santa an advanced surveillance operation to keep track of who's naughty.

  • Giants compare innie and Audie belly buttons

  • Boy thinks smoke alarm is a dad cooking alert.



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