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  • A man is annoyed there are ants in his chocolate while an anteater is annoyed there's chocolate in his ants.
  • King Henry the 8th enjoys his collection of Pez dispensers.
  • Heimlich uses his maneuver to steal from a vending machine.
  • A woman keeps pushing her diet back until after the holidays, but once the holidays end her Girl Scout cookies arrive.
  • Lifesavers take an ant's life.
  • A tooth thinks the tooth next to him is getting a lobotomy for eating candy.
  • Derek's plant is holding Tic-Tacs and Certs because Derek likes to talk to his plants, implying that his breath is bad.
  • Stick of gum talking on phone tells friend she hasn't seen Ray all night, and he's probably stuck under some bar stool.
  • Derek's plan to woo his date is ruined when he runs over her dog.



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