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  • Roadrunner cartoon coyote’s cellphone app tracks activity and explosions survived.
  • A clown's doctor tells him he's too fat and needs to get hit in the face with lower-calorie pie.
  • A woman can't decide if she wants to buy candy she likes or candy she doesn't like for Halloween.
  • Cake goes straight to woman's arm instead of to her hips.
  • Gazelle questions cheetah if he's worth eating after all the cardio of trying to catch him.
  • Fast food area for picking up food and an area for regretting it.
  • Fat-free ice cream maker sponsors verdict with their guilt slogan.
  • Parents cringe as children trick-or-treat with bags that have calorie counters.
  • A bouncer pulls a man away from a poker game after mishearing him say he's counting carbs.
  • The children's version of Candy Land has characters like Princess Lolly, but the adult version has ones like M.T. Calories, Colossal Waist, and Dental Bill.
  • The real reason the Universe is expanding is because it eats too much ice cream.
  • The three not-so-wise men make inconsiderate comments to their wives around Christmas.


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