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  • Hallmark cards for snowflakes all say "There's no one quite like you" inside.
  • A mouse goes to get cheese in a maze.
  • A pick your own apple orchard weighs customers before and after to charge them for apples they eat.
  • Bifocals aren't enough for a fly -- he needs millifocals.
  • A dog buys her husband his favorite food, anything.
  • A woman is confused how her husband has so many reward points at the jewelry store, because he spent lots of money there on other women.
  • A man gets his gift warped instead of wrapped because he misreads a sign.
  • Cinderella asks Prince Charming if he wants to go shopping to see how many other shoes fit her.
  • Amazon employees move items back and forth as a woman adds them to her cart.
  • A woman can't decide if she wants to buy candy she likes or candy she doesn't like for Halloween.
  • A man wears scrawny jeans instead of skinny jeans.


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