The practical dog owner choose prechewed shoes over new shoes.
Witch gets excited when she finds gingerbread floor under carpet in house.
Man eat donut holes, creature eats pie holes.
Cat chooses from various flavors of catnip.
Marketers raise razor prices only to find out men would rather have beards than pay more.
Teeth admire the canines in the window as they walk past.
Pirate with hook for hand is excited to get another hand at second hand store.