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  • A tire store sells blown out tires.
  • A store for confident women sells ugly clothing.
  • Humpty Dumpty stands in the Horror section of a bookstore, featuring titles such as "Humpty Dumpty Eats Quiche," "Breakfast Ideas," and "101 Quiches."
  • Shoe store employee wonders if a bug died from a heart attack, the giant shoe hanging from the sign.
  • Store displays sign about having low prices due to low overhead, while a customer nurses an injury from bumping his head on the low doorframe.
  • Bubbles the fish is upset with wife because she ordered stuff from home shopping network, making him realize what it means to marry a suckerfish.
  • Derek is coincidentally about to be killed by a falling safe right as he is literally buying a farm from a farmer.
  • Fish watches fish salesman swim away, thinking to himself that he was a great salesman because he bought several boxes of moisturizing lotion.
  • Floyd the frog gets swindled out of his money when he buys swampland, but it turns out to be a grassy field with trees.
  • Student realizes she doesn't have her homework, but her dad's policital campaign speech, while Dad gives speech talking about liking Mommy and being pretty in dresses.
  • One fish tells another it was a real swift move to buy a dehumidifier because their fishbowl is almost empty.
  • Mom letter N wants husband, Nick, to participate since they are in Mexico, she bought funny hats for everyone, which are actually tilde characters.


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