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  • A lobster thinks a couple is adopting her and her friend, but really they're about to get eaten.
  • A cat adds meat and string to a woman's shopping list.
  • A woman wants to buy a rug the same color as her cat so she doesn't have to vacuum its fur.
  • A man sells his stocks in a company getting eaten by Godzilla.
  • A cat doesn't see the point of cat litter because he fills the cat box himself.
  • A woman asks a saleswoman to talk her into buying a dress.
  • A wolf thinks 3 megabytes of RAM is like three bites out of a ram.
  • A tire store sells blown out tires.
  • A store for confident women sells ugly clothing.
  • Humpty Dumpty stands in the Horror section of a bookstore, featuring titles such as "Humpty Dumpty Eats Quiche," "Breakfast Ideas," and "101 Quiches."
  • Shoe store employee wonders if a bug died from a heart attack, the giant shoe hanging from the sign.
  • Store displays sign about having low prices due to low overhead, while a customer nurses an injury from bumping his head on the low doorframe.


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