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  • A pig teases her husband about his fat stomach.
  • A chicken covers her chick's eyes when they past the chicken breasts at the supermarket.
  • A man is surprised that a store has a lifetime guarantee, but his life is about to end.
  • Saturn goes broke and pawns its rings.
  • A cat knocks bacon grease onto the rug just as its owner notices an advertisement for a rug sale.
  • A lobster thinks a couple is adopting her and her friend, but really they're about to get eaten.
  • A cat adds meat and string to a woman's shopping list.
  • A woman wants to buy a rug the same color as her cat so she doesn't have to vacuum its fur.
  • A man sells his stocks in a company getting eaten by Godzilla.
  • A cat doesn't see the point of cat litter because he fills the cat box himself.
  • A woman asks a saleswoman to talk her into buying a dress.
  • A wolf thinks 3 megabytes of RAM is like three bites out of a ram.


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