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  • A fried-looking ant tells another ant on a talk show that it's not easy living life under a magnifying glass.
  • The Pillsbury Dough Boy gets a tan in a toaster oven.
  • A woman says she's trying to avoid red meat, but all the meat at the barbecue is burned black.
  • A man wins the lightning round on a game show and is electrocuted.
  • Two men go to what they think is Singles Night at a club, but it turns out to be Singes Night and they come out burnt.
  • Goldilocks and the Three Bears sue each other.
  • Chickens know when to turn over while tanning because they have pop-up thermometers.
  • People get ailments associated with their electronics.
  • A woman wants her boyfriend to get a tattoo of her name, but he'd rather she wrote her name in sunscreen and he get a sunburn.
  • A James Bond villain sets up a ridiculous machine of death.
  • Godzilla burns the roof of his mouth on a pizza parlor.
  • Boy thinks smoke alarm is a dad cooking alert.



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