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  • One cat tries climbing a Christmas tree, while another climbed a Menorah.
  • The restaurant staff gamble as to when their customer will touch the plate.
  • A caf' sells bottomless cups of coffee.
  • A dog looks at aroma therapy candles.
  • Rush Limbaugh stays off the beaches because he'd have to use sunscreen liberally.
  • Firefighters use Gatorade to put out a fire at the coaches house.
  • Extreme sports one plays on Hanukkah.
  • Extreme sports for everyone include frying bacon shirtless and removing a toddler's splinter.
  • A man tells his wife he had his secretary on his laptop most of the day and she pours soup all over him.
  • Godzilla burns the roof of his mouth on the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
  • A man with a giant child asks his wife to burn Hop on Pop.
  • A pig on a beach tells the bacon next to it that it should have worn sunscreen.


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