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  • Stick-on replacement eyebrows being sold next to barbecue charcoal lighter fluid.
  • A woman thinks she sees her Red Hat Society group at the beach, but it's just bald men with sunburned scalps.
  • Grilling season is a pain for Godzilla, who steps on all the grills and burns his feet.
  • Half burned candle is accused of being out partying because wax has melted.
  • A vampire and his girlfriend, who has a sunny disposition, see a psychiatrist.
  • A consumer and an executive wish for different kinds of CD burners.
  • The candle from Beauty and the Beast burns the clock's butt.
  • One cat tries climbing a Christmas tree, while another climbed a Menorah.
  • The restaurant staff gamble as to when their customer will touch the plate.
  • A caf' sells bottomless cups of coffee.
  • A dog looks at aroma therapy candles.
  • Rush Limbaugh stays off the beaches because he'd have to use sunscreen liberally.


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