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  • Dogs trying to destroy the vacuum bite the cord to see what happens.
  • Frosty the Snowman stops smoking when he melts his face off trying to light his corncob pipe.
  • A mashmallow preacher warns his followers that they will burn in S'Mores Hell if they don't repent.
  • A man reads grilling tips and doesn't listen to the one that says to pay attention.
  • A beetle asks a ladybug if she's really a lady, because another ladybug lied about her gender to him before.
  • Candles eat a candlelight dinner, but it's not romantic.
  • A caveman gives his neighbor fire. Next year he might give him the wheel.
  • A man buys spray sunburn instead of spray tan.
  • A man has a striped tan because some bulbs in a tanning booth were burnt out.
  • Holes in wiffle bowls make them ineffective.
  • Oblivious man walking under ladder doesn't realize crowd is warning him about fire.
  • Sun confesses in diary that no one wants to look directly at him.


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