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  • Mother Goose's children bring her an omelet in bed, but it's made of Humpty Dumpty.
  • Fibber One bars make ridiculous promises about what they're made of and what happens if you eat them.
  • Adam and Eve get kicked out of the Garden of Eden, but now they have apples and can try Adam's apple strudel recipe.
  • An egg quarterback starts to scramble.
  • A man goes to a Francis Bacon exhibit thinking it was going to be actual bacon.
  • Another marketing failure: Turkey Yogurt.
  • Hannibal Lecter enjoys his breakfast too much as a child.
  • Dracula sucks on Humpty Dumpty and the Pillsbury Dough Boy for breakfast.
  • Easter Bunny's green eggs are stolen by Sam to have green eggs and ham.
  • Dog watches cat buy nine boxes of Life cereal for his 9 lives.


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