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  • A container of milk is 2% milk and 98% other stuff.
  • The cartoon lists phrases that never caught on.
  • A godzilla eats shieks for breakfast and lunch.
  • Ants hide in Raisin Bran and pretend to be raisins.
  • Snap snaps and kills Crackle and Pop.
  • Humpty Dumpty stands in the Horror section of a bookstore, featuring titles such as "Humpty Dumpty Eats Quiche," "Breakfast Ideas," and "101 Quiches."
  • Robot tells waitress she doesn't want anymore coffee because she is already wired.
  • Person wonders why box of cereal is empty, even though label says it has no sugar, no additives, no fat, and no calories.
  • Egg in the bathroom drying his hands reads note on wall saying to call Ellen because she's over easy.
  • Godzilla destroys bed and breakfast house, as he's getting ready to eat someone in a bed, he says that bed and breakfast seems redundant.



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