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  • The main character of Green Eggs and Ham sues Sam-I-Am for feeding him green eggs and ham.
  • A woman checks the dictionary for spelling, but thinks she spelled words upside-down because she's holding the dictionary upside-down.
  • The cat dictionary doesn't have a word for 'obey,' while the dog dictionary lacks 'aloof.'
  • A man steals a book about shoplifting.
  • A lobster reads The Crucible.
  • Babies secretly read a book about how to manipulate parents.
  • Humpty Dumpty stands in the Horror section of a bookstore, featuring titles such as "Humpty Dumpty Eats Quiche," "Breakfast Ideas," and "101 Quiches."
  • Cat reads a book about learning to walk on a tight rope because there are lots of birds resting on the electrical wires outside.
  • One soft cover book wonders if his wife only comes to the beach to look at the hard covers.
  • Godzilla destroys library looking for a book called "How to Win Friends and Influence People."
  • Grapes line up outside of movie theater to watch "The Wrath of Grapes," and "Planet of the Grapes."
  • A student in a philosophy class accidentally brings Play-Dough instead of Plato.



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