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  • A vulcan dad tells his kid not to be scared because the green blood in the movie is guacamole instead of real blood.
  • A leech sucks on Robert Leach and thinks he tastes like champagne and caviar.
  • A cat goes into a store that sells scratch tickets to scratch the owner.
  • A kitten's parents are proud because he had his first meows, first steps, and first human blood.
  • A mosquito tells a vampire he has dibs on a woman's blood.
  • A shark wears blood-scented cologne.
  • An infographic shows how cats see humans.
  • Medical doctor demands clamp from nurse to stop the juggling balls because the surgeon has to cut open the juggler vein on his patient.
  • Dentist tells Dracula he wouldn't have to drill if the vampire would stop dating women with high blood sugar.
  • Lucy, the blood cell, runs off with another blood cell in the artery, while Tim, the blood cell, waits in vain - in the vein.
  • Vein points to map of human body, giving weather report, including high temperature of 98.6, periods of high pressure, and frequent cold-bloodedness.
  • Man gives presentation about changing next year's cat calendar to reflect real life, such as January: Spunky coughs up furball, March: Clyde misses litterbox.


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