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  • Mike Tyson sees everyone's ears as types of food.
  • Mike Tyson becomes a plastic surgeon because he's an expert at reducing ears.
  • A man gets attacked by wild blueberries while hiking.
  • A snowman with a chewed-up nose picks a rabbit out of a police lineup.
  • GMO foods and household items mutate to have hands, feet, and teeth.
  • Jack Frost goes to jail because he forgot to take his medication and bit people's noses off instead of nipping them.
  • A baby prefers teething on his dad's finger because he can pretend he's a monster.
  • A man tells a shark that if he has to bite him, he should bite off his tattoo.
  • Shoes that are alligators are a bad idea.
  • A wolf thinks 3 megabytes of RAM is like three bites out of a ram.
  • Dentist tells Dracula he wouldn't have to drill if the vampire would stop dating women with high blood sugar.


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