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  • A cricket wears a no-chirp strip at night to prevent himself from chirping.
  • A woman wants a 5AM wake-up pounce from her cat.
  • A Michael Jackson CD comes with an extra nose in it.
  • A boy tries to make a bottomless cup of coffee into a bottomless stocking.
  • The toddler owl only says 'why.'
  • Porcupine's can't spoon easily, but they can spork.
  • A scene from the movie 'Sapsucker,' where a vampire bird is about to attack Pinocchio.
  • Today is the first day of this cat's sixth life.
  • A man buys a headache detector to see if his wife is lying about wanting to have sex.
  • Spock uses a plastic hand to give himself the Vulcan nerve pinch to get to sleep.
  • Cartoonist's spouses have nightmares where the cartoonists show them hundreds of unfunny cartoons.
  • A dog buys a bed that spins around for him.


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