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  • The Bat Signal is actually a bat tied to a light.
  • A bat parent watching TV complains that prime time is just guano jokes these days.
  • A cat therapist tries to hypnotize his patient, but the patient bats at the pendulum instead.
  • Mark McGwire's parents have to hide because their son catapults his peas so hard.
  • A witch checks her spell on a computer.
  • A supermarket sells an eye of newt and wing of bat creature for busy witches.
  • A cat has a hangover after New Year's because he tore open his cat toy and ate the catnip.
  • Baby seals can't play baseball because they're scared of being clubbed.
  • A man's radar detector goes haywire because a giant bat is about to attack him.
  • A bat was a sparkle in his dad's ear instead of his eye.
  • A bat puts Vaseline on a rock so his friend's feet won't stick to it.
  • Robin thinks Batman has been out to see Catwoman because he's covered in hair.


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