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  • During the 70s, cities would use Pete Townsend's windmill as emergency power.
  • One cat makes a diversion while another cat prepares to steal the Thanksgiving turkey.
  • A man eats a Hershey Kiss while Godzilla eats the band Kiss outside.
  • A young Ozzy Osbourne bit the heads off all the chocolate bunnies on Easter.
  • A conductor's instructions are simply to wave his hands around until the music stops.

  • After being booted out of the Beatles, drummer Pete Best tries to market a solo album, "Aargh! Darn it! Darn it all!"
  • A man in an orchestra plays a fool like the violin.
  • Potatoes participate in a mosh pit at a concert.
  • A corpse can't be identified, so police look at his LPs about teeth.
  • Godzilla eat Meatloaf and the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
  • Archie the apple wants to impress date, a pear, with his family tree, showing different apples, like Agatha tempting Adam, Jeffrey bonking Sir Issac Newton.
  • Man in a cappella band remembers how he always forgot instruments when he was in bands, wonders what he could forget now, realizes it's his mouth.

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