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  • The Pillsbury Dough Boy gets laid off and thinks "I'm toast."
  • Connected measuring spoons will all have to be washed if one is dirty.
  • The Pillsbury Dough Boy gets tired of having his tummy poked and bites off someone's finger.
  • The Pillsbury Dough Boy gets a tan in a toaster oven.
  • The Pillsbury Dough Boy comes home late and his wife is waiting for him with a rolling pin.
  • Muffins have to clean their house up because popovers are popping over.
  • Worms in black suits show up to an apple pie for another worm's funeral.
  • A mongoose says she would have baked a snake if she'd known her friend was visiting.
  • A doughboy goes to couples therapy because he wants to be kneaded.
  • The Pillsbury Doughboy dies, and the medical examiner classifies him as a John Dough.
  • Humpty Dumpty stands in the Horror section of a bookstore, featuring titles such as "Humpty Dumpty Eats Quiche," "Breakfast Ideas," and "101 Quiches."
  • Pillsbury Doughboy negotiating contract, wants clause added about actors with long, pointy fingernails, has bandages on belly from being poked.


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