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  • A frog sticks out its throat to impress a girl frog, and a man sucks his stomach in to impress a woman.
  • A fish goes for the "dangerous type": a fishing lure.
  • A man is surprised to find that his date is a duck, since he thought she was just making a duck face in her profile picture.
  • A jealous cupcake at a party gossips about what's under another cupcake's frosting.
  • A man's relationship is like puppy love in that his girlfriend jumps on whoever's closest.
  • A fly has a fetish for being shooed away.
  • Night spent with Tony the Tiger wasn't grrreat for girlfriend.
  • Baseball tells friend that she can find a better date than wiffle ball.
  • A turkey's Axe body spray repels other turkeys because of its name.
  • A cat finds an ugly male cat handsome after consuming catnip.
  • Antelope is accused of photoshopping horns in profile pic.
  • A dog draws Dalmatian spots on himself to roleplay with his wife.


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