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  • The real reason the Universe is expanding is because it eats too much ice cream.
  • A woman talks about planets aligning and a man responds by saying the arrows on the Aspirin bottle are going to align.
  • The earth sneezes its satellites onto the moon.
  • Punxsutawney Phil's wife makes fun of the size of his butt.
  • A chiropractor goes to space to fix Atlas' back and save the Earth.
  • A dad sun has trouble raising his son after he argues that the world revolves around him.
  • Saturn goes broke and pawns its rings.
  • The Earth is applying Preparation V to his backside to soothe burning because of painful volcanoes that just won't go away.
  • Earth in space with hand of God visible, someone on Earth tells friend to take telescope and tell him what he thinks he sees.
  • Earth does a comb over to cover ozone hole in atmosphere.

  • Earth notices a volcano, like a pimple, on his forehead before his date with Venus.



You searched for: astronomy