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  • Jimi Hendrix burns his harp in Heaven.
  • Angels remember when the bell that gave them their wings rang.
  • All but one angel has a wireless connection to his halo.
  • Every time a cat bell rings, a bird gets to keep its wings.
  • Angels have to wait to get their wings because phones beep instead of ringing.
  • A man promises to go to church every Sunday if his mother didn't find out he broke a lamp when he was a boy.
  • Cell phones must be sent to Hell before entering Heaven.
  • Angels don't have to earn halos anymore, a friend can just burn them one.
  • Atlantis really disappeared because of a computer error in heaven.
  • A toothbrush think that teeth are pearly gates.
  • The gates are kept pearly by many oysters.
  • Eve wants God to give her liposuction after she heard he removes ribs without a copay.


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