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  • A turkey takes out a life insurance policy.
  • A cat tries to act casual after leaving the bones of the fish it ate in the bowl for its owner to find.
  • A turkey hires a stunt double so he won't be killed on Thanksgiving.
  • A domestic turkey leaves everything to its kids, but a wild turkey leaves everything to its girlfriends.
  • A fly says he liked a piece of roadkill more before it got popular.
  • Possums have a funeral with a flat coffin for their roadkill friend.
  • A theme park closes because no one liked the grim reaper theme.
  • The wicked witch melts after attempting the ice bucket challenge.
  • A man grows very old on a never-ending non-stop train ride.
  • A zombie goes to the doctor and has no blood pressure.
  • Cats destroy Rug Godzilla.


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