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  • The Wicked Witch of the West kills herself with a squirt gun.
  • A happy reaper kills people with a smile.
  • Zoo worker tells woman her husband was eaten by alligators, and she reacts with shock, but pleased because she will look good dressed in black.
  • Shoe store employee wonders if a bug died from a heart attack, the giant shoe hanging from the sign.
  • Famous last words from Charles Darwin, Thomas Edison, Leonardo Da Vinci, and Albert Bugleweed, whose last words were "Honey, how's your diet going'".
  • One fowl says since Gregory was cremated, he feels like he is with him - and there is a can of cream of chicken on the mantel.
  • Derek is coincidentally about to be killed by a falling safe right as he is literally buying a farm from a farmer.
  • Clyde meets death in the bathroom and they brush teeth together.

  • Magician's Assistant has two small coffins as was sawed in half.

  • Cupid accidentally grabs his archery bag instead of the magic love arrows.



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