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  • Mom can tell Spike the dog isn't happy with Bobby's new Mr. Potatohead because he has hat, eyes, mouth, and hands stuck to his backside.
  • Humpty Dumpty's wife has remarried another egg, and they have 12 kids, which are eggs in a carton.
  • Fish parents tell daughter when she comes in door she can't deny it, they know she's been out with piranha, daughter has bite in body.
  • Snowman mom tells son, Casey, to stop eating his nose, which is a carrot, or the neighbors will think she never feeds him.
  • Mom letter N wants husband, Nick, to participate since they are in Mexico, she bought funny hats for everyone, which are actually tilde characters.
  • Key reads scary story to small keys on a stormy night, book is called, "The Skeleton Key."
  • Mother magic marker tells son he's not leaving house without cap because 90% of his moisture escapes through his head.
  • Captain Kirk has retired, answers door to see alien woman and alien child, thinks to himself, "Oh, God, not another paternity suit."
  • Mom tells daughter ants crawled through floorboards, got into her casserole, Dad is taking care of them, while Dad gives the ants Pepto Bismol.
  • A child Leaning Tower of Pisa sits on sofa, his mom yells at him to sit up straight or he'll ruin his posture.
  • Child asks mom how Santa will get in house since they have no chimney, Santa is on the roof with an axe.


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