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  • Older weed tells younger weed if he mouths off to him again, he will reconsider his opposition to the weedwhacker.
  • Children watching National Geographic are scared of mom because mother turtles abandon young, and mother chameleons eat their young.
  • Egg watching TV, show announces that episode of "Julia Child Makes Yummy Omelette" contains graphic scenes, viewer discretion is advised.
  • Student realizes she doesn't have her homework, but her dad's policital campaign speech, while Dad gives speech talking about liking Mommy and being pretty in dresses.
  • Three snowmen in house, dad, mom, and child, are happy when the radio announces that schools are closed due to hazardous weather conditions.
  • Child E asks Dad E if he'll grow up capitalized like dad, dad says yes, but he has to stay away from drugs, guns, and white-out.
  • Restaurant for birds in a tree called Homestyle Restaurant, sign boasts that food is just like mothers used to regurgitate.
  • Mom can tell Spike the dog isn't happy with Bobby's new Mr. Potatohead because he has hat, eyes, mouth, and hands stuck to his backside.
  • Humpty Dumpty's wife has remarried another egg, and they have 12 kids, which are eggs in a carton.
  • Fish parents tell daughter when she comes in door she can't deny it, they know she's been out with piranha, daughter has bite in body.
  • Snowman mom tells son, Casey, to stop eating his nose, which is a carrot, or the neighbors will think she never feeds him.


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