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  • A kid breaks things with his tennis racket, so his dad reads him the riot act of a play.
  • A man wipes his hands on the curtains after changing his baby's diaper.
  • A baby falls out of a treetop and the police wonder who would be stupid enough to put a cradle there.
  • A woman's standards of productiveness change when she has a baby.
  • A baby shark is teething.
  • A baby protests when his dad gives him an "I Love Daddy" bib.
  • A man cuts the light cord instead of the umbilical cord.
  • A baby in a maternity ward resents the happy C-section baby next to him.
  • Funky Winkerbean gets his name because he was born smelling bad.
  • A baby's dad gets distracted during a sports game and doesn't burp him.
  • A baby conehead is born with a round head.
  • A man begs a doctor to induce his wife's labor so their baby will be a compatible star sign.


You searched for: children