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  • A man goes to a Francis Bacon exhibit thinking it was going to be actual bacon.
  • Another marketing failure: Turkey Yogurt.
  • Hannibal Lecter enjoys his breakfast too much as a child.
  • Dracula sucks on Humpty Dumpty and the Pillsbury Dough Boy for breakfast.
  • Easter Bunny's green eggs are stolen by Sam to have green eggs and ham.
  • Dog watches cat buy nine boxes of Life cereal for his 9 lives.
  • Orange wife suspects late husband arriving of being freshly squeezed.
  • Cherios cosmetically enhanced cereal parodies Cheerios cereal.
  • Hiding Easter eggs are betrayed not by Benedict Arnold, but by Eggs Benedict.
  • Lucky leaves cereal mascot party to get lucky with some women.
  • Bed and breakfast guests have to run to toilet and tissue to relieve themselves.
  • Pop of Rice Krispies is laid off due to the economy.


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